【ホワイト国】狂騒曲：番外編
～～～The 【White country】theater～～～
Japan：“Hi, Korea! I wanna ask you something. ”
“Recently, the export of【Hydrogen fluoride】to your country is increasing so rapidly. ”
“What’s going on!? What did you use them for?”
Korea：“It’s not your concern.”
America：“Hey, Japan, North Korea and Syria may be getting 【Hydrogen fluoride】 that you exported to Korea.”
J：“What’s the…!? H-hey, Korea! We've gotta talk about this issue seriously! Right now!!”
K：“It’s not your business.”
J：“Oh yes, it is.”
“C’mon Korea, you must provide the 'usage' information to me!”
“You know, it’s your responsibility as 【White country】.”
K：“Oh, by the way, you must pay compensation to 【war time laborers】again.”
“You know, it’s your responsibility. Hee-hee-hee. ”
J：“Don’t be silly!! How could you break our agreements so many times?”
“Any way, if you wanna keep the position as 【White country】, show me your administrative data about 【Hydrogen fluoride】by the time of【G20】.”
“I’ve been trying to discuss with you for 3 years, but this is the last chance. OK?”
“Now, I’m waiting for your answer.”
K：“If you wanna keep the position as my friend, accept the ‘Korean Fantasy’, the historical stories that were faked as I wish.”
“This is the last chance.”
～after【G20】～
J：“Is that your answer? Just 'ignore' the requirement? Okay, that’s enough. Korea, you’re no longer 【White country】”
“From now on, you must take the ordinary inspections to import 【Hydrogen fluoride】, as same as other countries.”
K：“What!? How could you do that!? It’s an【Economic sanction】!! It must be a 【Retaliation】!!”
“It’s so unfair!! I’m gonna bring an action in 【WTO】!!!”
J：“Wow, Calm down a bit, Korea. 【Economic sanction】? What are you talking about?”
“I just said ‘you’re no longer 【White country】’ , which means, you can import whatever you need, but just requires inspec…”
K：“Lier! Robber!! You must always give favorable treatments to me!!”
“Take it back! Otherwise, I’ll be against you by【Boycott Japan】!”
J：“Don't freak out!”
K：“Take it back!! Otherwise, I’ll defeat you with North Korea!!”
N：“Don't look at me, you stupid. I’m busy firing missiles.”
K：“Take it back!!! Otherwise, I’ll quit 【GSOMIA】!!!”
A：Say what!?”
K：“Apologize to me!!!! You’ve hurt my 【National self-esteem】!!!!”
J：“I just want you to observe the international arrangements.（sigh）”
K：“…Well, calm down, Japan. Don't freak out.”
“You should thank for my kindness, because I’m always willing to discuss with you.”
“Now, I’m waiting for your answer.”
J&A&N（He must be insane….）
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